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The Laws of Jazz is the debut album by jazz flautist Hubert Laws released on the Atlantic label in 1964.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?","punchline":"He made a grave mistake.","id":312}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Edmund Neupert","displaytitle":"Edmund Neupert","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2981182","titles":{"canonical":"Edmund_Neupert","normalized":"Edmund Neupert","display":"Edmund Neupert"},"pageid":5072672,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fb/Edmund_Neupert_1.png","width":231,"height":249},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fb/Edmund_Neupert_1.png","width":231,"height":249},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289844721","tid":"7501acd6-2e2b-11f0-8756-f33a40ea1e2e","timestamp":"2025-05-11T05:47:43Z","description":"Norwegian musician (1842–1888)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edmund_Neupert","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edmund_Neupert?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edmund_Neupert?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Edmund_Neupert"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edmund_Neupert","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Edmund_Neupert","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edmund_Neupert?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Edmund_Neupert"}},"extract":"(Carl Fredrik) Edmund Neupert was a Norwegian music teacher, pianist and composer. Among Neupert's compositions, the 24 Concert-Etüden and the 24 Octav-Etüden are especially highly regarded.","extract_html":"
(Carl Fredrik) Edmund Neupert was a Norwegian music teacher, pianist and composer. Among Neupert's compositions, the 24 Concert-Etüden and the 24 Octav-Etüden are especially highly regarded.
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